If you’re concerned about the essay due in the morning clap your hands
If you’re clearly procrastinating and wasting time clap your hands
it really pisses me off that i can’t watch tv, listen to music, read a book and go on tumblr all at the same time
dont need no boys i grab my own titties
CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
"You want to photograph me eating chicken?"
"Well, if I let you, I need you to help me deliver a message."
"I work at this library. And before that, I was coming here for twenty years. It’s my favorite place in the world. As many people know, the main reading room of this library is supported by seven floors of books, which contain one of the greatest research collections in the world. Recently, the library administration has decided to rip out this collection, send the books to New Jersey, and use the space for a lending library. As part of the consolidation, they are going to close down the Mid-Manhattan Library Branch as well as the Science, Industry, and Business Library. When everything is finished, one of the greatest research libraries in the world will become a glorified internet cafe. Now read that back to me."
A clock that writes the time.
This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20