Life doesn't make sense

nerdgirl-fangirl: Yeah, I don’t think that we do normal

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:42:45 -0600

Yeah, I don’t think that we do normal

madwhovianwithabox: twisteddoggeh: sometimes-reality-sucks-ass:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:40:33 -0600

twisteddoggeh:

sometimes-reality-sucks-ass:

christmas-with-clara:

onlypaintonthewall:

WHY IS OBAMA SUCH A CHILL PRESIDENT?

i just want to be friends with obama

best friends with obama.

Brobamas

BROBAMAS FOR THE WIN.

bloomin-eck: efferescent: remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:34:55 -0600

bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

That is actually kind of awesome.

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:31:26 -0600

njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:49:32 -0600

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:43:29 -0600

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

sorryforpartybarackin: OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:41:27 -0600

sorryforpartybarackin:

OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not

commodore-amiga: the-page-0f-space: I fucking love you,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:34:55 -0600

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

hotokichan: insanityisallihavegoingforme: … He is making some...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:41:43 -0600

hotokichan:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.

10knotes: bootye: wow look what my teacher wrote on my test...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:05:51 -0600

10knotes:

bootye:

wow look what my teacher wrote on my test lmao haha

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:04:19 -0600

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

snarkreactors: I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light so I just used my mouth and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:02:37 -0600

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

oh

stickyembraces: Philosophers lost in social media, #8

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:01:43 -0600

stickyembraces:

Philosophers lost in social media, #8

filling out scholarship info is a lot like bragging about yourself while embellishing a little bit

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:55:42 -0600

filling out scholarship info is a lot like bragging about yourself while embellishing a little bit

psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:17:58 -0600

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months....

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:19:25 -0600

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

because having cute underwear makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:03:31 -0600

because having cute underwear makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself

avengemymischief: #RDJ forgets who he is again

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:47:42 -0600

avengemymischief:

#RDJ forgets who he is again

secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:46:29 -0600

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

thefrogman: Round 2: Better Names for Things [video] By Jeff...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:23:41 -0600

thefrogman:

Round 2: Better Names for Things [video]

By Jeff Wysaski [website | tumblr | twitter]